Tuesday, June 25, 2013
...then he farted and high-fived his dad. Not really.
I was in the kitchen, putting dinner together. J and D were in the living room watching cartoons on Netflix. I came out and did a little dance to the theme song of some show.
J: "NO MOM! Don't dance!"
M: "But I like to dance." ::dances more:
M: "But I like to dance." ::dances more:
J: "No mom. I don't like you dancing."
M: "You're like that preacher from Foot Loose. Lighten up kid." ::dances more::
J: "Mom, go back to da kitchen. Dis is not your room!"
Who is teaching my child to be a sexist little jerk?
Sunday, June 23, 2013
Meals can be fun.
While at the dinner table at Grandma & Grandpa's house-
M: "Jackson, get back up here and eat your supper."
J: "No mom! It's not going to fly away!"
Trying to figure out what's for breakfast-
J: "Mom, I want a coooookie for breakfast."
M: "No, no cookies. How about cereal?"
J: "NO. I want a coooookie!"
D: "What about some turkey bacon?"
J: "NOOOOOOO!"
D: "How about nothing for breakfast?"
J (obviously frustrated): "No. I want --- stop saying--- STOP SAYING WORDS TO ME!"
....He finally decided bacon (and eggs) was the answer.
M: "Jackson, get back up here and eat your supper."
J: "No mom! It's not going to fly away!"
Trying to figure out what's for breakfast-
J: "Mom, I want a coooookie for breakfast."
M: "No, no cookies. How about cereal?"
J: "NO. I want a coooookie!"
D: "What about some turkey bacon?"
J: "NOOOOOOO!"
D: "How about nothing for breakfast?"
J (obviously frustrated): "No. I want --- stop saying--- STOP SAYING WORDS TO ME!"
....He finally decided bacon (and eggs) was the answer.
Saturday, June 1, 2013
Just a normal day.
J: "Hey dad, what do polar bears like to do?"
D: "Polar bears like to swim and play in the snow."
M: "Yep, polar bears like to live where it's really cold and snowy."
J: "Yep."
M: "Where do you like to live?"
J: "I like to live in Cweeveland!"
M: "heh... me too."
J: "Dad, you have a gorilla butt!"
D: "Hey, that's not nice."
J: "....... You have a good butt."
And now he's blowing super loud, sloppy raspberries on Dad's back.
J: "Dad, you have a gorilla butt!"
D: "Hey, that's not nice."
J: "....... You have a good butt."
And now he's blowing super loud, sloppy raspberries on Dad's back.
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