Tuesday, July 16, 2013
He's on a roll today.
After playing outside with his new water table for 3 minutes:
J: "Daddy, can you dry me off?"
D: "Yeah, but what's wet?"
J: "My self is wet"
(None of his self was wet.)
Upon seeing a sprinkler in someone's front yard:
"Woah! It's tickling their car!"
On the subject of Red Robin and it's deliciousness:
"No mom, only Steak & Shake is delicious."
Today was water day at school. Every once in a while, during Summer, they turn on the sprinklers at school and let the kids run around. Well, Jack was apparently in line to change clothes, his teacher turned around for a minute and when she turned back around to help him into his swimsuit, he had run to the other side of the room, stripped off all of his clothes and started coloring all over himself with markers. I asked him about it and he said, "yeah, one of my friends said I'm naked." And now my child is the "Naked Kid" at daycare. Good times.
J: "Daddy, can you dry me off?"
D: "Yeah, but what's wet?"
J: "My self is wet"
(None of his self was wet.)
Upon seeing a sprinkler in someone's front yard:
"Woah! It's tickling their car!"
On the subject of Red Robin and it's deliciousness:
"No mom, only Steak & Shake is delicious."
Today was water day at school. Every once in a while, during Summer, they turn on the sprinklers at school and let the kids run around. Well, Jack was apparently in line to change clothes, his teacher turned around for a minute and when she turned back around to help him into his swimsuit, he had run to the other side of the room, stripped off all of his clothes and started coloring all over himself with markers. I asked him about it and he said, "yeah, one of my friends said I'm naked." And now my child is the "Naked Kid" at daycare. Good times.
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| He's my silly little nerd. |
Sunday, July 14, 2013
The cuteness is strong with this one
On the topic of Cedar Point:
Grandma: "I haven't been there in probably more than 10 years."
Dad: "Yeah, me too."
Jack: "I haven't been der' in 16 years."
While taking a bath, me sitting in the living room (like, 15 feet away, don't spaz):
J: "MOMMY, I NEED BUBBLES!" (I forgot to put bubble bath in)
M: "No baby, just finish up your bath so we can get ready for bed."
J: "BUT MOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! NO BUBBLES MAKES ME SADDDD!"
Grandma: "I haven't been there in probably more than 10 years."
Dad: "Yeah, me too."
Jack: "I haven't been der' in 16 years."
While taking a bath, me sitting in the living room (like, 15 feet away, don't spaz):
J: "MOMMY, I NEED BUBBLES!" (I forgot to put bubble bath in)
M: "No baby, just finish up your bath so we can get ready for bed."
J: "BUT MOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! NO BUBBLES MAKES ME SADDDD!"
Saturday, July 13, 2013
Some randoms from this week.
Something Dad's been waiting to hear his whole life:
"Daddy, teach me how to do it!"
On the subject of personal space:
"Mommy, dat's not nice. You don't take off somebody's socks!"
From Dad's POV when I went to the grocery store tonight before bedtime:
J: "Hey Daddy, where's Mom?"
D: "Remember, Mom went to the grocery store. She told you before you got in the bath."
J: <giant shrug> "Well, how am I supposed to tell her good night?!"
D: "That's why she told you she was going to the store."
J: "... oh well. Let's put on jammies."
Also, my dude is 3 years old as of yesterday. I can't believe it. This has been the craziest roller coaster ride ever.
"Daddy, teach me how to do it!"
On the subject of personal space:
"Mommy, dat's not nice. You don't take off somebody's socks!"
From Dad's POV when I went to the grocery store tonight before bedtime:
J: "Hey Daddy, where's Mom?"
D: "Remember, Mom went to the grocery store. She told you before you got in the bath."
J: <giant shrug> "Well, how am I supposed to tell her good night?!"
D: "That's why she told you she was going to the store."
J: "... oh well. Let's put on jammies."
Also, my dude is 3 years old as of yesterday. I can't believe it. This has been the craziest roller coaster ride ever.
Monday, July 1, 2013
Why can't it all be simple?
M: "Okay, let's brush your teeth, sweetheart."
J: "WHAT!? POPTART!?"
M: "Nooooo! I said 'sweetheart'!"
J: "OH! I taught you called me a Poptart!"
M: "Why would I call you a Poptart?!"
J: "hahaha! You're silly, mommy!"
After school today, Big J's teacher informed us that he was repeatedly caught pushing other kids down and laying on them. He even gave his "best friend" a boo-boo. Supposedly his friend pushed him, so J pushed him back, knocking friend to the ground and giving him an owie. We're not sure what sparked the initial push, so no one knows whose fault it actually was. But my kid took it to the max and started strong-arming everyone else. So, that's great.
Freakin' Poptart.
J: "WHAT!? POPTART!?"
M: "Nooooo! I said 'sweetheart'!"
J: "OH! I taught you called me a Poptart!"
M: "Why would I call you a Poptart?!"
J: "hahaha! You're silly, mommy!"
After school today, Big J's teacher informed us that he was repeatedly caught pushing other kids down and laying on them. He even gave his "best friend" a boo-boo. Supposedly his friend pushed him, so J pushed him back, knocking friend to the ground and giving him an owie. We're not sure what sparked the initial push, so no one knows whose fault it actually was. But my kid took it to the max and started strong-arming everyone else. So, that's great.
Freakin' Poptart.
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